Education

History:
How many kids had the Queen of Anjengo?

English:
Anyone from the slums? Please stand up.

Hindi:
Gandhi had a little lamb

Malayalam:
A broom, with its end
stuck in the ceiling;
a rocket poised for failure...
A Grave Sin, this laughter
But I forgive you dear ones
Like the Gurus of yore

Physics:
Solar rays turn,
Fair girls dark

Art:
Lines are everything
Biology:
Cells are everything
Chemistry:
Atoms are everything

Loo break:
`Micturation to be followed by stimulation' -Pius Pavu

Economics:
A shipload of cowdung
From the Netherlands!

Geography:
Female spies from Maldives!

Physical Training:
Lame guys, just watch